June 28, 2007
That crazy Kermit
I’m driving down route 495 the other day, minding my own business, when I notice a little green blob moving across the rear window of my car. The little green blob then proceeded to jump from the middle of the window to the rear windshield wiper. All this while speeding along at 61 knots (that’s 70 miles per hour for you landlubbers).
Needless to say, I did what every other true American would do. I sped up to see how long he could hang on! It wasn’t that long. — Alright, relax! I pulled over and let him off. I almost killed us both while taking that picture though. They say not to talk on a cell phone while driving, but I’ve never heard anyone say “don’t turn around and take a picture of a frog on your rear window while traveling 70 miles per hour” (that’s 112.65 Km/h for you metric lovers).
Filed under: Life, Random Bits
June 28th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
You should not be traveling over 102.6 feet per second… That’s very dangerous.
June 28th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
I laughed my ass off when i read that!
lol